Went and saw Machete last night...... it is possibly one of the greatest fkn movies of all time.
Let's run this bitch down slightly with some highlights:
Robert DeNiro is a senator who shoots wetbacks at night with Don Johnson = FKN COOL
Crazy killing bullshit with big knives = ALWAYS BADASS
Hot nurses with machine guns = SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
Michelle Rodriguez with an eyepatch = EVEN COOLER
A pudgy Seagal who speaks shitty spanish = RETRO PIMP
Lindsay Lohan + topless + also dressed as a nun with a gun = FKN SWEET
Lowrider cars with hydraulics that can shoot missiles out of the hood = IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER
Cheech as a priest with shotguns = HELL YES
Robert Rodriguez always puts out some cool shit, but this fkn movie kicked ass.
This is a MAN movie people - see it if you have testicles, fkn girls probably won't like it but who gives a shit what they think?
Machete - Trailer #2
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