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I'm back bitches

The Pollock hath returned to the Lone Star state after a two week trip to Mississippi.


I have been unable to keep track of the Lohan but now I am catching up.
The poor thing is stuck at the Betty Ford until January after her last court appearance ( here she is leaving court looking hot with her white shirt, swole up lips and Ray-Bans )
from Hollywoodtuna

from people.com
She needs to hurry up and get out of rehab so she can go back to this shit.
You gotta love a girl in a bikini with a court ordered monitor on her ankle.





Now the exact opposite of the Lohan - Snooki's nastiness
from CelebrityMound
Why this motherfucker is famous I have no clue. And people actually have penetrated this woman.

disgusting snooki ass picture from holytaco

If for some reason you are confronted with a beast like Snooki (pay attention Walt) be sure to use protection. Speaking of which ....... they have a rubber with handles now.

"Condoms for Dummies (a.k.a., Everyone)

Posted 10/20/2010 at 2:00 pm by Aranya Tomseth
Sensis condomAnother new-fangled, fancy condom has hit the market, and thankfully it doesn’t involve any alarming gonorrhea-like burning sensations. Sensis condoms were created by Beau Thompson in an attempt to eliminate that awkward minute spent fumbling around in the dark with a rubber…. you know, the one that comes just when things are getting hot and heavy? There’s no denying that it’s a total buzzkill, but it’s one that can’t be avoided (unless you’re into STDs and fathering bastard children, that is).
Sensis condoms are designed to take some of the annoyance out of this moment, while also moving the process along more quickly. They feature patented pull-down QuikStrips that work like the strips you pull off of a band-aid. In addition, the QuikStrips have ridges that let you know which way side of the condom is up, even with the lights out, ensuring that you never put it on incorrectly—which, not surprisingly, is something that happens approximately 30 percent of the time.
Let’s face it: We’re talking about two people who are horny as hell and, more often than not, completely hammered and in a dark room. You might as well give a couple of deranged monkeys a condom packet and instruct them to use it properly. The success rate would probably be about the same. People tear them, puncture them, leave too much space at the top (insert small penis joke here), put them on with the wrong side facing out, the list goes on. Sensis condoms promise to eliminate this margin of error simply by making the whole procedure a no-brainer…. which is perfect since the brain-power of people on the verge of having sex is usually at an all-time low."


Also Cain beat down Brock Lesnar.
The Rangers beat the Yankees and my Aggies finally win again.

Back with more later fuckers