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Fake German Sperm....

From Germany:
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"The applications of artificial sperm are almost immeasurable! It will look great as a small legacy on the sheet, as a small decorative corner of the mouth, or when a member Schocking tea party.  It tastes the same!  [According to unconfirmed reports!]
It looks real and feels ultra mega realistic!   Or maybe you have just purchased a "real" sperm? Judging from the salty taste, this could well be the case ... or maybe not  ?!? !?"

Why?